Friday, November 3, 2006

a myspace survey with balls...thanks Lucy

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2006?

2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done?

3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
No, been cheated on twice.

4. Ever paid for sex?

5. Ever been married?

6. Ever been divorced?

7. If you had to pick one whats your favorite sexual position?
The one that brings me the most pleasure.

8. Do you own any guns?
If I told, then I would be giving the bad guys the upper hand...

9. Craziest place you ever had sex?
In the other room

10. Ever been to rehab?

11. Ever have a 3 some?

12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace?
As far as I can tell no...I think I almost did with one person but then I am getting old and the memory fades

13. What size are your breasts/dick?
My breasts are a healthy size.

14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
No but that's not important right now.

15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with?
The first name that comes to mind is Kathryn Morris of "Cold Case"-if I had to choose.

16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?

17. How many states have you lived in?

18. How many countries have you lived in?

19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
Not telling.

20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Whitney comes to mind...

21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
Not to buy drugs-just to hang out with a peripheral friend's friends.

22. Do you enjoy sex with or without condoms?
I prefer protection.

23. Ever been paid for sex?
Wasn't that question #4? The answer is still the same.

24. Would you do "Dave the Goofy Professor" from

25. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?

26. Ever f*cked a friends bf/gf?
Only after the person was converted into an ex and the friend was okay with it.

27. Do you prefer a partner with a tongue/nipple/private piercing?
I'm easy.

28. How many times a week do you masturbate?
Again, not tellin'

29. Fake tits or real tits???
Too real to be a lie.

30. Ever watch someone die?

31. How long has it been since you had sex?
Not telling

32. Name your favorite Beer?
Guinness of course

33. Do you have a sexual fantasy?

34. Ever gone to jail for 10 days or longer?

35. Anyone on myspace you want to f*ck?

No comments:

Post a Comment