Friday, November 3, 2006

a myspace survey with balls...thanks Lucy

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2006?
2


2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done?
None


3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
No, been cheated on twice.


4. Ever paid for sex?
No


5. Ever been married?
Almost


6. Ever been divorced?
No

7. If you had to pick one whats your favorite sexual position?
The one that brings me the most pleasure.

8. Do you own any guns?
If I told, then I would be giving the bad guys the upper hand...


9. Craziest place you ever had sex?
In the other room


10. Ever been to rehab?
No

11. Ever have a 3 some?
Yes


12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace?
As far as I can tell no...I think I almost did with one person but then I am getting old and the memory fades


13. What size are your breasts/dick?
My breasts are a healthy size.

14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
No but that's not important right now.


15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with?
The first name that comes to mind is Kathryn Morris of "Cold Case"-if I had to choose.


16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
No


17. How many states have you lived in?
2


18. How many countries have you lived in?
1


19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
Not telling.



20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Whitney comes to mind...


21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
Not to buy drugs-just to hang out with a peripheral friend's friends.


22. Do you enjoy sex with or without condoms?
I prefer protection.


23. Ever been paid for sex?
Wasn't that question #4? The answer is still the same.


24. Would you do "Dave the Goofy Professor" from GoofyAuctions.com?
Uhhh....no....


25. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?
No.


26. Ever f*cked a friends bf/gf?
Only after the person was converted into an ex and the friend was okay with it.



27. Do you prefer a partner with a tongue/nipple/private piercing?
I'm easy.


28. How many times a week do you masturbate?
Again, not tellin'


29. Fake tits or real tits???
Too real to be a lie.



30. Ever watch someone die?
Yes.



31. How long has it been since you had sex?
Not telling


32. Name your favorite Beer?
Guinness of course


33. Do you have a sexual fantasy?
Maybe



34. Ever gone to jail for 10 days or longer?
No



35. Anyone on myspace you want to f*ck?
Sure

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Thursday, November 2, 2006

More fun With Quizilla...



How to make a Alaiyo
Ingredients:

1 part friendliness

1 part silliness

3 parts ego
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little wisdom if desired!


Username:


Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Odd Facts About ME :)

I personally believe that MySpace owes its success to the Bulletin, which people use not only as a way to inform others of events but about themselves.

For whatever reason, I like filling out these crazy things and will post them here from time to time.


Odd Facts About ME :)


DO YOU SNORE?:
At times though not as much as I used to.

LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:
A little from column A and a little from column B

WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:
Not living up to my potential at times. I don't know that it is my worse fear but it's a real one.

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:
Yes...we could not afford Lincoln Logs

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:
I don't think when I watch the few reality tv shows I do watch.

DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:
No

WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:
Of Course

HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:
It is.

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:
No, not intentionally-usually associated with chorus

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:
No

ANY SECRET TALENTS?:
Yes-if I told them then they would not be a secret...

WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:
Alaska

HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:
Yes.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:
At times

DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:
Of course

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?:
The world may never know.

CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?:
No, not yet

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?:
Yes

ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?:
Next question...

WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?:
I agree with Lucy's "shoot what you need and no more!"

IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?:
Likely not if things progress the way they do.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?:
When it's good.

WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?:
I don't recall anymore except nothing life threatening like food allergies or bees.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU":
Two days ago to my aunt.

IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?:
In the hearts and minds of his fans.

DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?:
No

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?:
Scrambled usually

ARE BLONDES DUMB?:
At times, (at least on tv) but GW Bush will always be dumber.

WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?:
On the other foot.

WHAT TIME IS IT?:
12:03pm EST

DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?:
Sometimes Em-but my aunt is the only one who is allowed to say it.

IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?:
Depends on what

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?:
this evening

DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?:
I generally shower but I am a sucker for the candlelit dealie.

IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?:
Any clause is real if it is legal.

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?:
No.

WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?:
Internet, blogs, New Order, paradigms for behaviour, if, then...statements, making Carl collapse on the floor in laughter, books, history, John Adams and other stuff

CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?:
Creamy-crunchy is hard to spread

HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?:
Yes-too many times to want to admit to but only one as the patient.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?:
Once-the best part of waking up...

IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?:
Pretty much unless you need them to function as a productive human being.

ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?:
Yes

HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?:
Yes-three times

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?:
Brown

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
When I was 10.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?:
I like living.

WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?:
Carl's-at least when he's having fun, which seems to be more often than not...

ARE YOU PSYCHIC?:
Not really. I have decent intuition when I listen to it.

HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?:
Of course

DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?:
I played the violin and kinda studied the drums. I also sang a bit.

CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?:
No, but I am a huge fan.

DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?:
It's all right.

DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?:
If I make myself.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?:
Of course

IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?:
Sure, though I think that an education and a job are a woman's best friends

YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?:
Sure

CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?:
No, sadly never could

DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?:
No, death has a way of making that impossible

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?:
Utz salsito chips and Lay's Kettle Cooked Mesquite BBQ chips.

DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?:
Usually in black.

DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:
I like many someones right now-that's why I added them to my friends list

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?:
Head-on...apply directly to the forehead...

DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?:
No

FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?:
Barenaked Ladies, of course.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

The Demise of "One More Blog"

Below are posts from a blog that I had and had not really had the chance to develop called 'One More Blog.' It was hosted at eponym.com, which met with the same sort of demise that most startups and small shrimps do.


Tuesday, August 1
Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance
by Kitlat on Tue 01 Aug 2006 01:57 PM EDT
"Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance." Someone posted that on a listserv.

It reminded me of John Wooden who said, "Failing to Prepare is Preparing to Fail."

It also reminded me of the professor I had at BU, Stephen Geller, who said that planning will bring you more success at anything than talent.


Thursday, March 9
hi
by Kitlat on Thu 09 Mar 2006 09:40 PM EST
Hi. This is my first post.
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Our President-Live Blogging today's news conference

Right now I am listening to WBUR's broadcast of the president's news conference concerning North Korea and Iraq.
I try to listen objectively to his addresses to the nation but it is hard. I am always left with the image of a comedian who is just not very good but insists on trying to keep the audience's attention. I don't know that this is better than the typical image I have of him, which is as the teenage son who tries really hard to do adult things but ultimately needs his dad, usually in the form of Mike Brady, to bail him out.

Apparently we are working really hard in Iraq and while the news broadcasts are terrible, we have to stay the course. As to North Korea, while we are not pleased with what they have done, [nuclear testing] we will work with them diplomatically to resolve the issue.

Now we have come to the portion of the news conference that is always good for a chuckle-
the Q & A. Random reporter asks wreally hahd question and the president fumbles for an answer and falls back on stuttering and hyperbole to answer it. He often sounds like a naughty boy caught in a lie.

This reporter just asked a very specific question about whether or not we should acknolwedge as former Secretary of State James Baker has, that we need to change tactics.
From the president, we get:
-we are constanting changing tactics
-the goal is to create a stable country
-the stakes are high
-apparently the Clinton administration dropped the ball
-we are constanting changing tactics
-we cannot leave before the job is done
-the stakes are high
-this is the way it is in the 21st century
-we are constanting changing tactics
-we want to solve this diplomatically
-the stakes are high


A lot of his answers to the subsquent questions are answered generally along those lines and all of the complements on the reporters' suits simply will not abate their tough questions.

On that note, back to Classical music on 89.7FM...

This was my first attempt at live blogging a press conference. I imagine that I will get better with time and perhaps with another president.

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